Friday, November 17, 2006

Poker haiku repor

Toledo Will rules.
The others make excuses.
What a stack of chips!

Spike gets inventive,
Makes up game after cards dealt.
Raises some hackles.

Admiral eats flesh,
But nothing with cloven hooves
He don't suck pigs' feets.

Coconut-Key Lime.
Looks like Florida sushi.
Fine for Admiral.

JD sports new hat,
Says UI has switched mascots.
PG drops his jaw.

Speak in many tongues.
All languages are now one.
Do we understand?

PG dreams of France.
African-Americans
Need to see the world.

Pelosi a witch?
Energy firm in Gibson?
The News-Gazette sucks.

Wild card is chosen,
Negotiates anarchy.
JD gets straight flush.

Tossed chips are flying.
How the mighty are falling...
Everybody wins.

JD deals best flush.
PG has a double flush.
He still doesn't win.

Deaf cat loses nuts.
Basic cable costs a bunch.
Much is left unsaid.

PG writes haiku.
In the morning's early hours.
What in life matters?



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