Thursday, September 28, 2006

Slide Rule, 1968

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Prospero's Books

Monday, September 25, 2006

What's new with you?

My life is rich.  My office is heaped with books, CDs, boxes of alphabetized movies, work, work I love to do, and work I manage to avoid with a passion. (It's the same work.) I go swimming at the YMCA.  I'm in the middle of two books (writing) and at least six books (reading).  I make the most atrocious videos for YouTube, shots of the praying mantis in the garden and old home movies transferred to digital, plus lip synching extravaganzas to embarrass my family.

But I can't get Montevideo out of my mind.  I've never been there, but I am ready to move, to become a citizen of Uruguay, to sleep in a shack near Punta del Este.

I want to leave the United States.  I no longer want to be American.  I've placed many, many calls to Latin American consulates in the U.S., trying to find out the requirements for expatriation.  A maze of answering machines is all the further I can get.

It isn't just the shame of the war, the torture, the lies, the lip synching.  It's has become actual fear.

See, I go to Colombia.  I helped develop a sister church relationship with a small, extremely poor church there.  I make frequent phone calls. I mail my friend Andres burned CDs (I worry about that, too).  I let one poor family use my ATM card to withdraw money collected from our local church offering.  I worry about the NSA confusing what I do with the efforts of terrorists and drug smugglers.  They either laugh hysterically or quizzically scrunch their eyebrows, trying to decode the secret plans in our conversations.

I read about the Canadian who was confused with a terrorist, exported to Syria, tortured and imprisoned for ten months, with no apology from the U.S.  Attorney General Alberto Gonzales still denies it ever happened.  I wonder about those people we never hear about, who never come back.

Last month, the FDA confiscated a benign prescription drug I ordered from Canada.  It's not fun to find an official letter from Homeland Security in your mailbox. There went $100 bucks down the drain.  My prostate enlargement prevention plan apparently will have to be abandoned.  We don't have health insurance.

I applied to substitute teach in Urbana this fall.  I subbed for years in the 1980s.  I like it – the joys of teaching without the pain of staying up until midnight grading tests and making study plans.  After I applied in August, I got a letter from the FBI informing me of an arrest for three marijuana cigarettes in 1968 in Chicago. They didn't have to discover this information.  I had listed it on my application.  Nevertheless, the Urbana School District has refused to allow me to teach.  I got another tersely worded letter in the mail.  

Ironically, that same day I saw footage on The Daily Show of the Governor of California smoking pot in his youth.  I'll bet if Mr. Schwarzenegger  showed up to talk to the Carrie Busey Middle School, they'd let him.  But not me.

Here's where the Catch-22 comes in.  I can't clear my name of this arrest.  All court records have been destroyed years ago, burned in a fire.  According to Chicago officials, there is no record of my arrest.  I tried to find it back in 1979, using the Freedom of Information Act.  At that time, after many months, the FBI issued me got another tersely worded statement saying, to my somewhat deflated ego, that no FBI record existed.  It seems to have arisen from the ashes of 9/11. So my crime both exists and does not exist in the memory hole.  Didn't some European named Kafka already tell this story?

If a life sentence for three sticks of pot left in my college dorm room while I attended philosophy class weren't enough, the IRS wrote me last month.  I'm being audited for the year I went to Colombia to help feed displaced and impoverished people.  "It's entirely random," the auditor said.  He seems like a nice enough good-cop kind of guy.  He says he refuses to listen to the news when he drives here from Indiana.  He doesn't even listen to music. He just drives.  So far he's spent several weeks going over every scrap of paper I could find in my basement about that fateful year.  Gas receipts.  Groceries.  My DVD store rental tab. My indebtedness to Visa.  He's coming back later next month.  Maybe the audit will end someday in the distant future, even though my income is so small potatoes I barely have enough to make french fries, or freedom fries, whatever.  Luckily, if the government intends to deplete my bank account, it's too late.  I beat them to that punch long ago.  I might have enough scraped away for a one-way ticket to Montevideo.  I'm working on it.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Well, duh.

Spy Agencies Say Iraq War Worsens Terror Threat



Published: September 24, 2006

WASHINGTON, Sept. 23 — A stark assessment of terrorism trends by American intelligence agencies has found that the American invasion and occupation of Iraq has helped spawn a new generation of Islamic radicalism and that the overall terrorist threat has grown since the Sept. 11 attacks.

The classified National Intelligence Estimate attributes a more direct role to the Iraq war in fueling radicalism than that presented either in recent White House documents or in a report released Wednesday by the House Intelligence Committee, according to several officials in Washington involved in preparing the assessment or who have read the final document.

The intelligence estimate, completed in April, is the first formal appraisal of global terrorism by United States intelligence agencies since the Iraq war began, and represents a consensus view of the 16 disparate spy services inside government. Titled "Trends in Global Terrorism: Implications for the United States,'' it asserts that Islamic radicalism, rather than being in retreat, has metastasized and spread across the globe.

An opening section of the report, "Indicators of the Spread of the Global Jihadist Movement," cites the Iraq war as a reason for the diffusion of jihad ideology.

The report "says that the Iraq war has made the overall terrorism problem worse," said one American intelligence official.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

chat en alemania



8:41 AM  Andres: hola
  estas ay?

16 minutes
8:58 AM me: todavia estas?
8:59 AM Andres: si
  hola
  me: guten tag
  Andres: estaba escribiemdo los ultimos renglones para katherin
9:00 AM  jaja, Guten tag,
  me: no se mas que esto
  Andres: wie geht es dir
  me: lo que sea
  Andres: como estas?
  me: como son los habitaciones ?
  Andres: me alegra hablar con tigo, pues aunno puedo chatear con alguien
9:01 AM  super, todos son muy especiales
  me: muy bien
  Andres: si
  aun que aun no entiendo todo pero si
  todo es muy lindo.
9:02 AM las casas, los paisajes. todo todo diferentey todo muy lindo.
 me: y la comida? creo que comen mucho la carne
  vas a aprender mucho
9:03 AM  disfrutelo
  como fue el avion? paris?
9:04 AM Andres: huyyyyy
  ese avion es grandisimo
9:05 AM yo pense que el avion de bucaramanga era grande y no.
   el avion de bogota francia es grande
  me: que bien
  Andres: y el aeropuerto de francia es muy grande.
   si.
9:06 AM  me: fue dificil hallar sus dirrecciones en el aeropuerto?
   te ayudan otros?
9:07 AM  Andres: no
9:08 AM nada dificil.
 me: eres un viajero professional ahora
 Andres: en bogota fue facil, pues los mismos del aeropuerto nos iba guiando.
9:09 AM y en francia, nadie habla espa~nol, pero hay muchas se~nales que me guiaron.
  perdon pero aqui aun no encuentro la (~n)
9:10 AM si me estas entendiendo.?
  me: claro que si
  Andres: a
  listos.
9:11 AM el aeropuerto de francia es muy grande, pero tiene buenos letreros que lo informan a uno.
  y aqui en hamburg. llege y deuna entre a la sona de llegada, y lla me estaban esperando.
9:12 AM y ellos me conosieron por mi foto.
  ahora todos estamos aqui
  y tratando de entendernos.
9:13 AM  me: ja ja. seria un poco dificil, por seguro. pero no tienes sueño? del cambio de la hora?
 Andres: esto me recuerda cuando tu fuiste a colombia y no entendias todo lo que te decian.
  jaja
 me: exacto
 Andres: ya no.
 me: entendia como la mitad
 Andres: eso
  yo un poco menos
9:14 AM  y abeses la midad
  me: asi es
  Andres: y mua raras beses todo.
  jajja, lo del suen~n. si aun
 me: pero vivir en un lugar donde hablan la lengua es el mejor metodo de aprender
 Andres : pero aller fue mas problema la comida.
9:15 AM por que todos con hambre y yo no.
  y des pues todos sin hanbre y yo con mucha hambre.
  jajaj, es chistoso
 me: eres muy valiente por esta experiencia
 Andres: si tienes toda la razon el mejor metodo es este.
9:16 AM jaja. gracias.
   sabes contodo esto. me dieron ganas de ir donde tu vives y visitarte.
   nose si te guste la idea.
  me: me gustaria nada mas
9:17 AM algun dia
 Andres: pero si puedo despues cuando buelba a colombia en un a~no. me gustaria visitarte.
 me: eres muy bienvenido
 Andres : gracias.
 me : me necesita la mujer ahorita; que bueno que podemos charlar
9:18 AM  quiero saber todo
  Andres: jaja
  listo.
9:19 AM llase como entrar a gmail.
   saludos a lee
  me: ok, ciao amigo
  Andres: chao.

While Nixon Campaigned, the F.B.I. Watched John Lennon


Published: September 21, 2006

In December 1971, John Lennon sang at an Ann Arbor, Mich., concert calling for the release of a man who had been given 10 years in prison for possessing two marijuana cigarettes. The song he wrote for the occasion, "John Sinclair," was remarkably effective. Within days, the Michigan Supreme Court ordered Mr. Sinclair released.

What Lennon did not know at the time was that there were F.B.I. informants in the audience taking notes on everything from the attendance (15,000) to the artistic merits of his new song. ("Lacking Lennon's usual standards," his F.B.I. file reports, and "Yoko can't even remain on key.") The government spied on Lennon for the next 12 months, and tried to have him deported to England.

This improbable surveillance campaign is the subject of a new documentary, "The U.S. vs. John Lennon." The film makes two important points about domestic surveillance, one well-known, the other quite surprising. With the nation in the midst of a new domestic spying debate, the story is a cautionary tale.

It focuses on the late 1960's and early 1970's, when the former Beatle used his considerable fame and charisma to oppose the Vietnam War. Lennon attracted worldwide attention in 1969 when he and Yoko Ono married and held their much-publicized "bed-ins" in Amsterdam and Montreal, giving interviews about peace from under their honeymoon sheets. Lennon put to music a simple catch phrase — "All we are saying is give peace a chance" — and the antiwar movement had its anthem. Two years later, he released "Imagine."

The government responded with an extensive surveillance program. Lennon's F.B.I. files — which are collected in the book "Gimme Some Truth" by Jon Wiener — reveal that the bureau was monitoring everything from his appearance on "The Mike Douglas Show" to far more personal matters, like the whereabouts of Ono's daughter from a previous marriage.

The F.B.I.'s surveillance of Lennon is a reminder of how easily domestic spying can become unmoored from any legitimate law enforcement purpose. What is more surprising, and ultimately more unsettling, is the degree to which the surveillance turns out to have been intertwined with electoral politics. At the time of the John Sinclair rally, there was talk that Lennon would join a national concert tour aimed at encouraging young people to get involved in the politics — and at defeating President Nixon, who was running for re-election. There were plans to end the tour with a huge rally at the Republican National Convention.

The F.B.I.'s timing is noteworthy. Lennon had been involved in high-profile antiwar activities going back to 1969, but the bureau did not formally open its investigation until January 1972 — the year of Nixon's re-election campaign. In March, just as the presidential campaign was heating up, the Immigration and Naturalization Service refused to renew Lennon's visa, and began deportation proceedings. Nixon was re-elected in November, and a month later, the F.B.I. closed its investigation.

If Lennon was considering actively opposing Nixon's re-election, the spying and the threat of deportation had their intended effect. In May, he announced that he would not be part of any protest activities at the Republican National Convention, and he did not actively participate in the presidential campaign.

After revelations about the many domestic spying abuses of the 1960's and 1970's — including the wiretapping of Martin Luther King Jr. — new restrictions were put in place. But these protections are being eroded today, with the president's claim of sweeping new authority to pursue the war on terror.

Critics of today's domestic surveillance object largely on privacy grounds. They have focused far less on how easily government surveillance can become an instrument for the people in power to try to hold on to power. "The U.S. vs. John Lennon" would be a sobering film at any time, but it is particularly so right now. It is the story not only of one man being harassed, but of a democracy being undermined.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Suspended

Due to legal constraints, this space has been suspended indefinitely.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Celebrity Translator for Bush

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Old Hitchhiker
Bob Dylan - When The Deal Goes Down

Monday, September 11, 2006

Mise en Scene

Various notes

Nobody has mentioned the fact that Robert Christgau was fired from the Village Voice.  He is such a seminal figure in rock criticism, the grand poobah.  I based my reviews on his capsule style in the 1970s.  In those days, I wrote rock reviews under the name Mitch Wayne, the name of Rock Hudson's character in "Written on the Wind," the Douglas Sirk movie Lee and I showed at our pre-wedding party, and yes, I am a postmodern slave/master.  I sent Christgau a review once, for the Vibrators's second album, which I'd managed to get in London pre-US release, thinking it would be a way to break in to the paper.  He wrote back a note, "Too Little Too Late," but I continue to this day to participate in the annual rock poll of best records of the year.  He wrote things that stick in my mind, when the Minutemen's d. boon died ("shit shit shit"), when Lennon was shot ("Why is it never the Paul McCartneys, always the Lennons...?"), calling The Clash the world's most intense band...  He traveled into areas and lost my attention in the last years; our tastes veered apart, but he was always great to read, regardless of the fact that he had become so recherche.  Maybe he always was that.

I'm impressed that Russia's download site, Allofmp3.com, has posted the Beau Brummels album, "Triangle," today.  That was a great lost album that failed to be recognized.  I own the CD, and listen frequently, having tracked it down as an import.  It holds up and has some heartbreaking songs on it, esp. Nine Pound Hammer. They reviewed Bob Dylan on Fresh Air today.  Good review.

I never saw the George Axelrod 60s movie, "Lord Love a Duck," although I remember wanting to see this scandalous black comedy when it came out.  Today, it is starkly bizarre, a beach party movie that's half a Dr. Strangelove wannabe and half repressed sexual hypocrisy.  Things were so weird in the 1960s.  Tuesday Weld and Roddy McDowell are like the Will and Grace of their day, the only difference being that McDowell's character has no idea that he is gay as a goose.  Or duck, whatever.  Black people did not exist in those days.  Women only wanted husbands.  Everybody winked about sex, but being divorced was enough to cause suicide.  And they danced really really badly.  I'm posting some video clips later tonight.

On the other hand, Sunday Bloody Sunday is stiff as a board.  It's one of those movies I have a hard time remembering well, although I have seen it several times.  I don't think I believed those people really had sex or enjoyed it. I think the Leonard Bernstein Penelope Gilliat thing is accurate, though.  At least that's what I heard, too.


Church

Hoy, iniciamos un hecho de recuerdo que seria un parte regular de nuestro servicio en Iglesia Primera Menonita.  Incendiamos una vela para consegrar nuestro relato y mostrar solidaridad con nuestra iglesia hermana, El Divino Redentor de Bucaramanga, Colombia.  Este relato empezo hace mas de cuatro años y queremos recordar siempre, como una comunidad en adoracion a Dios, nuestra iglesia hermana cada domingo.  Creemos que Dios ha dirigido a nosotros a esta comunidad, entre que las dos iglesias familias han sido benditos.  Oramos de que poderemos entender a la ensañanza que viene de Dios, y que podemos compartir, escuchar, y oir las voces, del uno al otro, cuando caminamos conjuntos como iglesias hermanas en la bondad de Dios. 

more chat

Andres: hola
estas hay?
Sent at 5:02 PM on Sunday
Andres: ahora escribo un mensaje por si no alcansamos  a hablar
Sent at 5:08 PM on Sunday
Andres: ya estas hay?=
Sent at 5:33 PM on Sunday
me: hola
es que estuve en la hamaca, leyendo
siempre esta encendida la computadora
acabo de entrar en el cuarto
Sent at 5:35 PM on Sunday
Andres: ha
podemos hablar ahora
me: si
pero no tengo nada que decir
Andres: puedes decirme que eslo que pasa?,
me: quiero saber que hiciste hoy
Andres: ha
me: no quiero hablar de mi
solo tengo problemas
Andres: listo no hay problema
hoy estube en la mañana haciendo el almuerso
me: huevos?
no, es desayuno
para quien?
Andres: jaja
yo no dije huevos
me: almuerzo para quien.  tengo hambre ahora
Andres: jaja
para mis hermanas y mi hermano.
por que ellos fueron ala iglesia y yo no
me: durmiste?
perezoso...  aunque no fui yo tampoco
Andres: jaja
no dormi mucho, pues me quede arreglando la casa y haciendo el almuerzo
me:  esta bien.  no como tanto como antes.  he perdido peso (pesa?).
ahora me llaman flaco.  pues, no exactamente flaco...
Andres: peso
me: lee hace la comida ahora.  comemos en quince minutos
Andres: y eso ?  por que estas haciendo dieta?
yo tengo que esperar
me: querria perder 20 libras
Andres: para comer, por lo menos 1 ora.
me: y lo hice
Andres: 20 libras es bastante,
me: lo se
Andres: felicitaciones
me: danke
Andres: jaj
eso de dejar de comer es bastante duro, yo nolo ago
me: para usted no es problema
Andres:  ayer, en brisas le conte a mi mamá que hablamos,
me: ya estas perfecto
Andres: jaja si pero loque pasa es que como mucho y engordo poco
me: es que tienes suerte
Andres: mi mamá le manda muchos saludos y tambien Katerine.
ya se nadar. gracias a katherine
me: igual ...  me gusta tanto a tu familia.
yo y lee nadamos casi cada dia
es mi ejercicio
Andres: si medi cuenta cuendos estabas aqui
tu ibas muy seguido a hacerlo
me: quiero ser surfer
en hawaii
se hacen surf en colombia?
Andres: mi ejercicio faborito es la biciclata.
me: alguien me robo la bicicleta
Andres: que lastima, por que ese es muy buen ejercicio.
y si si se hace surf en colombia
me: vengo pronto
ja
Andres: pero es muy poco comun. y solo serca alas playas.
ja
me: es un partido que los gordos y viejos de hawaii pueden hacer
Andres: se acuerda  lo que dijo el instructor, el dia en sanjil.
cuendo estabamos en los rapidos
me: que dia perfecto
Andres: si.   el dijo que un hombre devia saber vailar, nadar y conducir.
me: ahora lo recuerdo esto
Andres:  ami solo me falta conducir ahora.
me: estamos en proceso de enseñar a Miles a conducir
el tiene 16 años
Andres: yo creo que lo podre hacer antes de irme
me: me asusta mucho
Andres: jajaj
tu le estas enseñando?
me: el no tiene miedo de nada y maneja demasiado rapido
si, yo
Andres: yo debo pagar el curso
me: aqui es parte de la escuala
escuela, es un curso
Andres: eso de manejar rapido es de todos los jovenes. mis amigos aqui lo hacen. y demaciado rapido.
a, eso quiere decir que en la escuela tambien les enseñan a conducir?
me: hay que pagar mucho para los seguros cuando tiene hijo menos de 24 años
si le ensenan en escuela, pero la ley dice que hay que tener 25 horas con los padres tambien
Andres:  a. que bueno es eso.
aqui no es asi.
aqui el que quiere aprender deve hacerlo por su cuenta
me: si aprendes hacerlo, puedes ayudar con mucho en la iglesia y trabajo
Andres: tienes más fotos de tu casa,
me: puedes ver las peliculas de YouTube en la computadora alla?
Andres: si. eso quiero tambien.
me: espera momentito
Andres: cuales peliculas,?
me: aqui
es una pelicula de nuestra familia de 1996
si lo puedes ver, te voy a hacer nueva pelicula de la casa, de nosotros, y mas...
y tambien puedo poner alguna pelicula de usted, lo que tengo de nuestra viaje en sanjil
esta preparado la comida ahora.  a que hora puedo hablar mas manana?
Andres: si
ahora la estoy biendo
esa es tu casa?
me: parte es nuestra casa, parte es en chicago en casa de mi suegra
Andres:  el niño negrito que sale ay es tu hijo?
me: si, es Miles
pero ahora tiene 16
es gordito
Sent at 6:10 PM on Sunday
Andres: este video tine tiempo, pues ahy aparese pequeño
me: yo?
si, es de 1996
otra pelicula de este año, cuando Ernie y yo fuimos en Chicago
Andres: tu aparesiste al final de ese?
me: si
otra mas, de muchas cosas.  el del principio es Henry.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrXwdBQaddE
tengo que irme ahora para comer.  continua de escribir.  lo leo mas tarde.
ciao
Andres: caho
pero un momento
Sent at 6:15 PM on Sunday
Andres: ya se me acabo el tiempo
mañana me conecto alas  4:00 pm
chao
Sent at 6:17 PM on Sunday
Andres: los videos estan muy chebres
Sent at 6:19 PM on Sunday

Saturday, September 09, 2006

modern times

that new bob dylan album

it's a keeper

chat



--
"Al
Andres: hola gregori estas alli
Sent at 1:59 PM on Saturday
me: por fin, si
me lees?
lo siento de que no pude llamar por telefono antes
Sent at 2:03 PM on Saturday
me: que onda?
Sent at 2:05 PM on Saturday
Andres: estoy en acropolis
me: donde est acropolis?  parece grecia
Andres: estaba pensando que no estabas delante de la computadora
jajaja
me: casi siempre estoy delante de la computadora, helas
Andres: no Acropolis es el sentro comercial que esta al lado de la univercidad
me: entiendo
Andres: queria hablar con tigo hase rato,
me: aqui tambien
que paso
Sent at 2:09 PM on Saturday
Andres: yo no he podido mandarte el ultimo recibo, del retiro que hiso el pastor israel
me: quiero mover para vivir en bucaramanga.  no me gusta mas los estados unidos.  pero tengo familia...
Andres: clero que fue por el valor que tu le escribiste a el
me: de los recibos, no los necisito
Andres: a. listo.
te cuento que aun no he recibido la respuesta de la visa
ahora tengo un cupo de vuelo, para el 18 de este mes.
espero tener la visa para entonses
me: no se puede llamar a alguien o escribir ?  hay algo que puedo hacer?
Andres: nolo creo. pero gracias
me:  desde que ahora tienes el cupo de vuelo, quizas llegara la visa
Andres: si, eso espero
tengo una semana para esperar la repuesta
me: si.  en cual ciudad de alemania vas?
Andres: mi papá dise que aga el curso de conduccion.
el avion llaga a Hamburg
y yo tengo que ir a Mecklemburgo
me: conoces algunas personas alla?
Andres:  no pero la familia donde devo llegar me ban a esperar al aeropuerto
me: son luteranos?  tienen hijos jovenes como usted?
Andres: si son luteranos.
y tienen dos niños solamente.
que son los q tengo q cuidar
me: que oportunidad excelente.
oye, andres, todavia tienes la tarjeta de banco?
Andres: si
Sent at 2:19 PM on Saturday
me: voy a poner $50 dolares US en la cuenta.  lo puedes tener si viene la visa o no.  llevelo la tarjeta contigo a alemania, OK?
Andres: danke
me: quiero contribuir cuando puedo.
no se la repuesta a danke
Andres:  gracias
me: si, lo se esto
pero no se como decir "de nada"
auf vedersein?
no
es adios
Andres: si es Bitte schön
me: claro, bitte schon
ich bin un idioa
idiota
Andres: nein
me: dumpkoff
algo asi
Andres: ja
lo siento pero debo irme
me: y que de katherine?
esta bien.
Andres: gracias por todo
si
muy bien y mas linda que nunca
me: sabes bien, andres, que te llevo en mi corazon y mis oraciones
Andres: ella siempre le manda saludes
me:  lo mismo, yo a ella
me escribes cuando hay noticias de la visa
voy ahora para poner el dinero en el banco
Andres: si
schaos
listo
me:  auf vedersein
Andres: en este momento voy para brisas
y por cierto voy muy tarde
me: favor de dar mis saludos a tu familia, a todos...
Andres:  auf Wiedersehen
me: bye my friend
Andres: igualmente
schaos
me: bye

Friday, September 08, 2006

1996 Snapshot

September 7, 2006 Report

While not exactly Project Runway, it was Baseball Cap Fashion Night.  JD's sporty design (described variously as pee-colored and lemon chiffon) proved a valuable asset: the man cleaned up at the poker table.  Spike was wearing Buttface, PG and the Admiral wore matching grain elevator toppers, and TW, posing as a Mennonite, wore the purple Goshen label.

PG whined all night about his ongoing persecution by the government and, probably, the universe.

Topics included Army recruitment in elementary schools (newsgazettewatch.blogspot.com ) and the insidious propoganda efforts of East Bend's evil secretary.

Root beer and diet orange soda with gourmet bagel chips and ice were served.

The games began with Criss Cross, which proved to be the evening's most popular game.  Everybody thought they would win.  Baseball, old and new, came into play, with new rules providing face up extra cards on four and old rules providing down cards.  Suspiciously, Toledo dealt himself three fours in one round.  Even more suspiciously, Spike dealt himself an extra card during one round, negating the entire hand of Best Flush.  There was an excess of fumbling (or perhaps cheating).  JD tried to cancel a wild nine he accidentally (?) dealt up to Spike.

Against all odds, TJ got his signature hand, a straight flush.  This is impossible.  Cosmic forces are clearly at work.

PG drew a three late in a game of new baseball, matched a two dollar pot, and green chips began flying with abandon.  The Admiral faced the challenge and lost, but his sacrifice may have paid off in the long run as he was a winner in the final tally.

Big winner was JD, pushing him into second place. 

A round of Between the Sheets got stymied for several rounds, with a continual replenishing of the five chip ante, but everybody won and it balanced out, more or less.

There was some discussion of liberalism and conservatism, of what it means to be a Buddhist Christian Atheist (or, in the case of PG, a Taoist Atheist Christian), and the final hand of Godless Anarchy (not to be confused with Godless Sodomite Anarchy) was divided between PG's illicit display of "666" and TW's mundane wild card straight.

Next week: Confronting Mario.

Monday, September 04, 2006

I Have No Dignity
Pagal Dil preview
Goats Who Fart